Смешные комментарии в коде

Насобирал отличную подборочку смешных комментариев в коде, думаю, программисты оценят свою же лирику (=

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

// drunk, fix later

return 1; //returns 1

// Magic. Do not touch.

const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...

//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.

doRun.run(); // ... "a doo run run".

try {
} finally { // should never happen
}

/* These magic numbers are fucking stupid. */

/* TODO: this is obviously not right ... this whole fucking module sucks anyway */

/* FIXME: please god, when will the hurting stop? Thus function is so fucking broken it's not even funny. */

//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

// I have to find a better job

// Remove this if you wanna be fired

if (case1) { // trivial
...
}
else { // we are screwed
/* fill in later */
}

if (/*you*/ $_GET['action']) { //celebrate